Why is it that whenever you go for fast food you always realise that the longest line is at KFC? What makes this place sooo popular? Apparently its not even chicken anymore. The worst part about it is that when you break open a piece of chicken you suddenly feel like you've found an oil well.....except its not the oil you were looking for. Im sure their recipe involves drowning the "chicken" in oil and then letting it soak in the oil for a few days. 1 Drumstick = 2 glasses of oil. The secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices surely involves at least 10 different oils. The reason its finger licking good is because you have to lick your fingers to stop the oil getting on your clothes. The colonel himself probably died from oil poisoning.
Yet the people feast...