KFC

Why is it that whenever you go for fast food you always realise that the longest line is at KFC? What makes this place sooo popular? Apparently its not even chicken anymore. The worst part about it is that when you break open a piece of chicken you suddenly feel like you've found an oil well.....except its not the oil you were looking for. Im sure their recipe involves drowning the "chicken" in oil and then letting it soak in the oil for a few days. 1 Drumstick = 2 glasses of oil. The secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices surely involves at least 10 different oils. The reason its finger licking good is because you have to lick your fingers to stop the oil getting on your clothes. The colonel himself probably died from oil poisoning.

Yet the people feast...

Weekends

Why is it that we must work 5 days a week and can only rest 2 days? I mean those 5 days take forever to pass and when the weekend comes it disappears before you know it. What happened to finding the balance between work and play? On my scale 71.4% work outweighs 28.6% play every time. Im not sure what kind of scale the world uses. What's worse is that weekends are shorter than normal days. A Saturday is significantly shorter than a Monday, I feel cheated.

Making money online - My thoughts

Have you ever searched make money or something similar on google? You get about a billion results of people claiming to give you the best deals in the world like "invest $10 and earn $94023" and "buy this product now for $50 and make millions in profits" Now my mind tells me that there has to be a catch somewhere. Things like Google Adsense and Clickbank make a bit of sense but seriously, if we could make millions by investing $10 per person then i think we would've alleviated world poverty already. I mean the return is too massive to be true. If its such a good investment, why hasn't Donald Trump invested yet? I think there has got to be a scam or catch involved somewhere... and how much can you really make from these deals? If somethings costs u little, maby its worth a little....

Question for the day

Why is it that the moment you have to study or work, you get tired and your eyes start to hurt?

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly : 7 Pounds

The Good :

This movie has one of the best and most original storylines ever. It kept me guessing and trying to figure out what was going on right up until 15 min before the end and it never seems boring at any point. It never gives away the finish and has a better twist than the 6th sense. Will Smith is once again the perfect actor for this role bettering his stunning performance in Pursuit of Happiness. Will leave you with a tear in your eye. A must see.

The Bad :

Some people wont like the waiting for the story to pick up. Takes quite a while to get to a certain point

The Ugly :

The ending will keep you thinking for another hour.

Click for the 7 Pounds Theatrical trailer

Yes the trailer seems a bit boring but don't let it fool you. This is a very good movie.

Thought for the day

If its possible to get athletes foot, why cant we get athletes hand aswell?

Why are people so interested in celebs?

The one thing I cant understand is why in the world are we so interested in the lives of celebs? Angelina cant even give birth when the whole world wants to be in the delivery theatre getting a piece of the action... what action? Why do people want to put their noses where it doesn't belong? I wouldn't appreciate it if people were snooping around trying to get info on my life and im sure you wouldnt either. Its just not fair. Just because you are in the movie or some other industry doesn't mean your not entitled to your privacy. Everyone deserves a little privacy now and then.

Paparazzi are the worst. They walk around trying to get pics of celebs doing things that everyone else does but now its more glamourous because its a celeb. How does that make sense? Were not even so interested in the lives of our families. We go out of our way to find out the latest scandals and news of the celebs through gossips and tabloids but we're not even as interested in the lives of our families and friends. The news is especially juicy when it includes misfortune. Really now. Why cant we all just take interest in our own lives and leave those poor people alone?

Making Money online

For ordinary people money doesnt come easily and surely not in abundance.So for extra income some people resort to other means like the internet. Browsing google with anything close or similar to "making money online" brings up millions of pages claiming to offer you money online for little to no effort.Some are free and some require a small deposit. Schemes run from advertising to surveys to pyramid schemes and even to automated cash programs.

All of these sound good but in reality whos going to give you money for free? All of these require some work to be done. Whether you are writing articles,structuring things or taking time to give your opinion. Many websites do not tell you that your earnings are entirely up to your own effort. Nothing in life is free...especially money

So you can make a few bucks online...it is possible but how much depends on how much effort your willing to put in. The internet is open to everyone and this is a chance for anyone to make a few bucks or even become really succesful. Do not just read about the people who have done it..Try it for yourself and it just might work....

Strange Facts....

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that
they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United
States .
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using
the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when
you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king
from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as
a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person
died of natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers
and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one
olive from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left
hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could
have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow

The fall of Chris Brown

Chris Brown...an idol amongst the youth...a representative of fame and popularity....What happened?

Apparently according to news reports Chris Brown turned himself over the Los Angeles Police Department. He was charged with assaulting and making criminal threats against his girlfriend, R & B Singer Rihanna...First of all...How can you hit a woman? What kind of "men" do that?Thats just not on...and secondly how can you hit Rihanna? I mean cmon shes a babe! I dont know if Chris Brown will survive jail... I mean even though hes feeling all superhuman it just takes one drop of the soap to bring u back to the cold world....

Shame guy....expected way more

For the skinny go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pu9ax-ecuo&feature=related

Stupid joke of the day

There's 2 muffins in an oven.

The first one says "My goodness it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Oh my word!, a talking muffin!"

Stupid joke of the day

One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings. Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food." The other two guys say, "Why?". "So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water". "Why" asked the other two. "So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door. "Whats that for?" asked the other two. " In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

Global Credit Crisis

This is one of the most talked about topics nowadays so I would just like to briefly shed some light on this topic.

The Global Credit Crisis actually started quite a while ago when the stock market started declining steeply around 2000. To limit the damage, interest rates were lowered to promote consumer purchasing and so because of the low interest rate every started buying things on credit. Mortgage bonds payment became cheap and so the demand for property increased. Eventually people started having problems paying back those loans and defaulted with payments. Strangely enough the mortgage loans were still given out at the low interest rates. Eventually the banks were in such financial trouble that they repossessed items and some even merged to stay afloat. Now everyone is scared to lend and the economy is suffering from lack of credit. No one is liquid, nothing can be financed and people are suffering for the mistakes of those who are supposed to "know it all".

My thoughts always boil down to "did no one see this coming?" Top banking and business executives, earning way more than the ordinary person earns in a lifetime, are too busy sitting in their nice offices and strategising - which is just another term for solitaire and leaving early to play golf. Now even though they are feeling the bite as well, it’s nothing compared to the worker who just got laid off because his employee can’t afford to keep him due to bad business. What does he tell his wife and 2 children that he has to provide for? I’m sorry but it’s the global credit crisis?

But on a lighter note at least fuel prices are low :-)

Thoughts to think about...

Just a funny email i came across that i had to share..

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY ...
1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR....
3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION
.4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
5. THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' HE SAID IF HE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE
7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
8. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO 'GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?'
12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS THAT TURTLE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?
20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA? (SUBTLE - THINK ALGAE)
24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?
28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?
30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?
34. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

Stupid joke of the day

Boy 1 : You wana hear a dirty joke?
Boy 2 : Yeah sure
Boy 1 : A girl played in the mud

Stupid joke of the day

Question: Whats Bozo the Clowns Middle Name?


Answer: The

Formula 1 cars

I always used to sit in front of the tv and wonder...hey whats the big deal about formula one cars? They look so boring..il much ratha drive in a supercar, they look way faster...........until i did some research.
Theoretically a formula 1 car can accelarate from o-100km\h in less than 1 sec! but only manages it in about 1.7s! Thats unreal.... whats worse is it does 0-300km\h in about 8.6s! Now whats that? Its also capable of applying a cornering force of 6g's over high speed corners which mean it basically applies 6 times your body weight of force against you!Thats sick...I might have mistaken formula one cars as being slow and boring...but i doubt i will be making that mistake ever again...

Whats the deal with horoscopes?

This is a topic that really confuses me....the image thats floating though my head is a guy looking through a telescope, high on marijuana and writing what he thinks and publishing it... i mean iv seen the stars n stuff n i havent seen a full page article anywhere.... maby i need a stronger telescope hey? the thing that i keep thinking is that if they really can be trusted or they really have some truth in them then should ALL OF THEM be EXACTLY the SAME! i mean if im looking at a star wont the person next to me be able to see exactly the same star or will he's star be different so that that he can write a different article?.....just a thought....

Valentines day...mmmmm

Well weve just past valentines day...the day of love (apparently)....whats the deal with this day? I mean if ever there was a capitalist marketing scheme this would be it...how can you give people a day to show their love to one another? what happened to the other 364.25 days of the year? if you really wana show your love show it everyday...every single day...even if it hurts...always give 100% dont just wait for one day then u can buy a card and catch a teddie and think your off the hook...If you wana be romantic this is definately not the day to try....coz it seems forced

Very Important message

This is just for my super sexy supportive love of my life.....Mwah huny!!!Love u very much!!!!

How to blog

For all of those who would like to learn to blog....heres the easiest way to go about it
1. Think of something u wana blog about
2. Create an account at http://www.blogger.com/
3. Follow the simple instructions and choose a template
4. Modify your blog to your personal preference
5. Start blogging!!!!!!!

Oh n just in case i forget, you can also make some cash with google adsense (http://www.google.com/adsense) to create an account then start adding the adword gadget under layout in your blog.....(but the website will explain all that jazz)

What are blogs?

Dont you just love the internet? i mean anyone can do just about anything....the information highway or so they call it...and also the home of BLOGGGERS! Blogger: "A blog is a personal diary. A daily pulpit. A collaborative space. A political soapbox. A breaking-news outlet. A collection of links. Your own private thoughts. Memos to the world.
Your blog is whatever you want it to be. There are millions of them, in all shapes and sizes, and there are no real rules.
In simple terms, a blog is a web site, where you write stuff on an ongoing basis. New stuff shows up at the top, so your visitors can read what's new. Then they comment on it or link to it or email you. Or not.
Since Blogger was launched in 1999, blogs have reshaped the web, impacted politics, shaken up journalism, and enabled millions of people to have a voice and connect with others.
And we're pretty sure the whole deal is just getting started." quoted from www.blogger.com
cool hey....u can catch on just about anything...which is basically what im doing...

Welcome

Welcome to the blog with no specifc title...no specific news..no specific anything..this blog is just a result of someone having to much free time on their hands..and evidently that would be me...not that i have too much free time on my hands...its just that i love talking nonsense..sometimes they make sense sometimes they do...no specific reason y...hope u njoi reading them...