Monday, March 16, 2009

KFC


Why is it that whenever you go for fast food you always realise that the longest line is at KFC? What makes this place sooo popular? Apparently its not even chicken anymore. The worst part about it is that when you break open a piece of chicken you suddenly feel like you've found an oil well.....except its not the oil you were looking for. Im sure their recipe involves drowning the "chicken" in oil and then letting it soak in the oil for a few days. 1 Drumstick = 2 glasses of oil. The secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices surely involves at least 10 different oils. The reason its finger licking good is because you have to lick your fingers to stop the oil getting on your clothes. The colonel himself probably died from oil poisoning.
Yet the people feast...

Weekends

Why is it that we must work 5 days a week and can only rest 2 days? I mean those 5 days take forever to pass and when the weekend comes it disappears before you know it. What happened to finding the balance between work and play? On my scale 71.4% work outweighs 28.6% play every time. Im not sure what kind of scale the world uses. What's worse is that weekends are shorter than normal days. A Saturday is significantly shorter than a Monday, I feel cheated.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Making money online - My thoughts

Have you ever searched make money or something similar on google? You get about a billion results of people claiming to give you the best deals in the world like "invest $10 and earn $94023" and "buy this product now for $50 and make millions in profits" Now my mind tells me that there has to be a catch somewhere. Things like Google Adsense and Clickbank make a bit of sense but seriously, if we could make millions by investing $10 per person then i think we would've alleviated world poverty already. I mean the return is too massive to be true. If its such a good investment, why hasn't Donald Trump invested yet? I think there has got to be a scam or catch involved somewhere... and how much can you really make from these deals? If somethings costs u little, maby its worth a little....

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Question for the day

Why is it that the moment you have to study or work, you get tired and your eyes start to hurt?

Monday, March 9, 2009

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly : 7 Pounds


The Good :

This movie has one of the best and most original storylines ever. It kept me guessing and trying to figure out what was going on right up until 15 min before the end and it never seems boring at any point. It never gives away the finish and has a better twist than the 6th sense. Will Smith is once again the perfect actor for this role bettering his stunning performance in Pursuit of Happiness. Will leave you with a tear in your eye. A must see.

The Bad :

Some people wont like the waiting for the story to pick up. Takes quite a while to get to a certain point

The Ugly :

The ending will keep you thinking for another hour.

Yes the trailer seems a bit boring but don't let it fool you. This is a very good movie.

Thought for the day

If its possible to get athletes foot, why cant we get athletes hand aswell?

Why are people so interested in celebs?

The one thing I cant understand is why in the world are we so interested in the lives of celebs? Angelina cant even give birth when the whole world wants to be in the delivery theatre getting a piece of the action... what action? Why do people want to put their noses where it doesn't belong? I wouldn't appreciate it if people were snooping around trying to get info on my life and im sure you wouldnt either. Its just not fair. Just because you are in the movie or some other industry doesn't mean your not entitled to your privacy. Everyone deserves a little privacy now and then.

Paparazzi are the worst. They walk around trying to get pics of celebs doing things that everyone else does but now its more glamourous because its a celeb. How does that make sense? Were not even so interested in the lives of our families. We go out of our way to find out the latest scandals and news of the celebs through gossips and tabloids but we're not even as interested in the lives of our families and friends. The news is especially juicy when it includes misfortune. Really now. Why cant we all just take interest in our own lives and leave those poor people alone?

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Making Money online

For ordinary people money doesnt come easily and surely not in abundance.So for extra income some people resort to other means like the internet. Browsing google with anything close or similar to "making money online" brings up millions of pages claiming to offer you money online for little to no effort.Some are free and some require a small deposit. Schemes run from advertising to surveys to pyramid schemes and even to automated cash programs.

All of these sound good but in reality whos going to give you money for free? All of these require some work to be done. Whether you are writing articles,structuring things or taking time to give your opinion. Many websites do not tell you that your earnings are entirely up to your own effort. Nothing in life is free...especially money

So you can make a few bucks online...it is possible but how much depends on how much effort your willing to put in. The internet is open to everyone and this is a chance for anyone to make a few bucks or even become really succesful. Do not just read about the people who have done it..Try it for yourself and it just might work....

Monday, March 2, 2009

Strange Facts....

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that
they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United
States .
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using
the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when
you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to
suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your
head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king
from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front
legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air,the person died as
a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person
died of natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers
and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one
olive from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been
domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left
hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps
out the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could
have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their
elbow